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Funny SMS Jokes :: RE: Faraz Ahmed SMS Jokes
Author: mwasiqansari
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:00 pm (GMT 1)
Urdu Pashto Chinese Hindi ki bemisal kaamiyabi ke baad Ab Faraz in English;
This is this and What is what Faraz,
If this is what then what is this Faraz....
Faraz Funny Sms
Funny SMS Jokes :: RE: NEW SARDARJI SMS
Author: mwasiqansari
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:53 pm (GMT 1)
Aik sardar ne Mobile ke saath aik kenchi bhi le li.
Kisi ne poocha
"Sardar jee a keri Science a"
Sardar: O yar kadi kadi Call katni v pe jandi a...!
Funny Sardar Jokes
Funny SMS Jokes :: RE: New Adult Sms
Author: mwasiqansari
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:44 pm (GMT 1)
Sardar to girl: What's ur name?
Girl: Carmen.
Sardar: Ye kaisa naam hai?
Girl: Bcoz I like Cars and Men, so I am Carmen.
What's ur name?
Sardar: CHOOTINDER BOOBIYA!
Funny Sardar Adult Sms
Funny SMS Jokes :: RE: Muharram SMS - Karabala SMS
Author: mwasiqansari
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:53 pm (GMT 1)
Youn aah-o-baqa nahi karte,
Amanatein lutney ka koi gham nahi karte,
Fakhar se karte hein zikr-e-shahadat-e-Hussain,
Hum apne shaheedon ka matam na......
Moharram Sms
Islamic Sms
Poems & Jokes :: Tum ne bhi konsa chaha tha mujhe..
Author: mwasiqansari
Subject: Tum ne bhi konsa chaha tha mujhe..
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:45 pm (GMT 1)
Tum ne bhi konsa chaha tha mujhe
Meri batain bhi galat mere irade bhi galat
Be-wafai ka ye khud sakhta buhtan bhi galat
Jab zamane ki be-mehar hawain meri sochon ko jala deti hein
Me sochta hun
Jab gham-o-daher ki palkein teri janib meri shidat ko ghata deti hein
Me sochta hun
Jab kabhi apni jafain mujhe apni nazron mei gira deti hein
Me sochta hun
TUM NE BHI KONSA CHAHA THA MUJHE..""
Urdu Love Shayari
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Poems & Jokes :: Teri ulfat nay to
Author: mwasiqansari
Subject: Teri ulfat nay to
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:40 pm (GMT 1)
Teri ulfat nay to diwana bana rakha hai,
Aur logo nay bhi afsana bana rakha hai,
Aandhiyaan taiz chalein bujh na sakay ga phir bhi,
Khoon e dil say jo diya hum nay jala rakha hai
Unse khud unki jafaon ka gila kesy karein,
Hum ne aanhon ko bhi seene main daba rakha hai
Woh joh kaatil hai situmgar hai mohabbat ka meri,
Hum ne unwaan e gazal usko bana rakha hai
Ban ke anjaan sar e bazm woh mujh se bolay,
Ishq main kis ke bura haal bana rakha hai
Koun kehta hai tujhko bhool gaya hai dil,
Teri yaad ko to humne emaan bana rakha hai
Urdu Shayari
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Love & Romantic Messages :: meri saanson main ghuli thin
Author: mwasiqansari
Subject: meri saanson main ghuli thin
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:36 pm (GMT 1)
phool ban ker teri har shaakh pe khilta main tha
khushbooein tujh main uterti thin mehakta main tha
meri
saanson main ghuli thin teri subhein shaamein
teri yadon main guzerta hua arsaa main tha
shor tha jese samander main ho girta deriya
our jab ghour se dekha to akela main tha
ehad e rafta tha idher our udher aainda
dono waqton ko milata hua lamha main tha
raat ki goud main serr rakh k zameen so jati
subah tak chaand k seene main dharakta main tha
apni hi aag main jab log jhulasne lagte
sab k hounton pe dua ban k ubherta main tha
jis pe deriya ne kinaron se baghawat kerdi
baarish e khoon ka wo akhri qatra main tha
aankh rakhta tha khuli our tabiat mouzoon
tajurbe doosre kerte thay sanwarta main tha
Urdu Shayari
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Love & Romantic Messages :: RE: Latest Love Sms
Author: mwasiqansari
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:32 pm (GMT 1)
Khabhi khabhi koi yaad
Koi buhat purani yaad
Dil key derwazey per
Aisey dastak deti hey
Shaam ko jaisey tara nikley
Subha ko jaisey phool
Jaisey dhreey dhreey zameen per
Roshniyun ka nazool
Jaisey rooh ki piyaas bhujaney
Utrey koi rasool
Jaisey roety rotey achanak
Hans dey koi malool
Urdu Love Sms
Yaad Shayari
Love & Romantic Messages :: RE: Latest Love Sms
Author: mwasiqansari
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:27 pm (GMT 1)
husn ka mukaddar hu na
pyaar ki takdeer hu
zindagi ke be-rangon ki me bas ek tasveer hu
Na raat ko hain neend mujhe na din me hi karar hain
bikhare huye sapno ki ek tooti huyi tabeer hun
zakhmi dil ko jo pal me bana gayi ho naasur
gum ke nastron me aisi khichi gayi ek lakeer hu
Urdu Romantic Love Sms
Funny SMS Jokes :: RE: New Funny Sms
Author: mwasiqansari
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:18 pm (GMT 1)
man & Dr
Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
English Funny Sms
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